[Inside the Ice Cream Store, it was the most amazing thing Patrick has ever seen. There are sprinkle fountains, chocolate syrup waterfalls and rivers, candy cane trees, ice cream mountains, and an ice cream roller coaster that goes around tables. Patrick's mouth begins to water and he slowly walks over to the counter]
And a good ice cream day to you, sir.
Yes, it's a good day for ice cream!
And what's your pleasure?
Oh, I want your bestest ice cream for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob!
Excellent choice, sir. One Heavenly Paradise coming up.
[Lou pulls the rubber cow utter and the Heavenly Paradise sundae comes down on a roller coaster cart. The customers cheer and applaud as Patrick's eyes glimmer. The trumpeters blow their candy cane trumpets and the sundae stops right in front of Patrick. Patrick jumps up and down in excitement and the Ice Cream Store employee hands him a spoon. Patrick grabs the spoon and gives the employee his coupon]
SpongeBob won't mind if I just take a little taste.
Are you the exterminator?
Oh. [laughs] No. I'm not the extra gator. I'm here to redeem my coupon for a free ice cream! It's for my bestest friend, but it's out of date.
[points to a pile of coupons] They're all out of date because I don't know what year it is.
I don't know what anything is. [he and the Ice Cream King look at each other]
[thinks for a bit] Apples?
Genius! Let's see your head. [squeezes Patrick's head] I can't feel your brain.
[lifts his foot with his brain appearing in it] It's down here today.
[lifts his foot with his brain appearing in it] Mine too! High 5! [they do a high 5 but end up hitting each other] Secret handshake? [they both slap each other and fly around all over the place until they stop] Perfect! You don't know the secret handshake either. Hey, I don't know your name. [pushes Patrick]
Hey, you're right! [pushes the Ice Cream King]
[snatches the coupon from Patrick] This may still be redeemable according to the fine print.
Oh, hello, Patrick. What's up?
I was gonna give you this ice cream, [holds out the melted ice cream cone] but it melted. Instead, I got you this hearty handshake. [holds out one of Mr. Krab's claws]
Aw, I love hearty handshakes, but not as much as I love ice cream! [points to the Heavenly Paradise sundae in the middle of the living room; holds up a spoon] Care to join me?
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
Whoo-hoo! [jump into the sundae and ice cream splatters all over the screen, which forms the words, "The End," ending the episode]
