Oh, how cold does Krabs keep this place, anyway? [looks at the thermostat which displays 62°F] 62 degrees?! Oh, that cheapskate! I'm gonna set it to a toasty 63. [he sets the thermostat to 63; an alarm goes off] Huh?!
[hears the alarm, busts down the door] WHO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAT?!?!?!?!?!
[all point to Squidward]
Oh, thanks a-- [Mr. Krabs pulls him away]
You're welcome, Squidward.
Mr. Squidward, you're always goin' on about your book club. Read this!
[reading sign] "Do not touch thermostat ever".
[Mr. Krabs sets it back]
Heat costs money! There are two ways to get on my bad side, boys. I don't like kids playin' in me yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat!
Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing on it right now!
What?! [sees kids on his front yard] Hey, you kids get off of my lawn!
I'm going to go recover from hypothermia.
Hippo-what-ia? What does that mean?
It means he's a big fat crybaby.
It's beautiful. I'm sellin' twice as many patties and I don't even have to cook 'em! This is the happiest, and most cost-effective day of me whole life! [hugs all the money and laughs]
Nooo! How is this possible?! I freeze his place solid and he turns it into an ice rink! He's making more money than ever!
That's because, unlike you, he's a good businessman.
Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my wings.
I don't understand why you don't just steal a Krabby Patty in all that confusion.
[realizes] I'll be right back. [chuckles and leaves]
[sighs] I don't know why I encourage him.
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