[Everyone is running around inside the Chum Bucket after getting kidnapped by the ChumBot]
Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket.
[Everyone stops in their tracks]
[furiously] What? You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?
Come on, it's a standard marketing technique.
[People leave]
You little twerp! [leaves]
Karen. [walks up to her] You think I'm a twerp?
Well, yes, but I was referring to the kidnapping.
Everything I do is always wrong in your eyes.
Maybe it's because you are always wrong.
Fine, I'm wrong and you're right.
You said it, not me. You know, you're lucky to have me.
[walking away] Why did I ever install that nagging software?
"Nagging software"? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen!
Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman, not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. [hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope on her] Such beauty. She's an angel, and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.
[angry] Plankton! You've fallen in love with another woman?! I'm your wife!
You're a W.I.F.E. [pulls out a chart] Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.
Oh, you always pull that one out! [mocking voice] "You're not a real wife, you're just a computer!"
[sighing] Why don't you have an "off" switch? [sees it and smiles]
Plankton, don't you dare... [turns off]
And now to woo that beloved creature.
Excuse me! I can't reach my silverware!
Terribly sorry, sir. [pulls out a smaller chair and table, places it on the big table, and puts Plankton into it] Will there be anything else?
[pulls rose away from his body] Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight.
B Betsy
[notices Plankton] Oh, my. You're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. [sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her] Tell me about yourself.
Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restaurateur. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.
B Betsy
Never heard of it.
[points to the Chum Bucket] It's across the street.
B Betsy
Doesn't ring a bell.
Plankton [shows her the back of a phone book with a picture of him and the Chum Bucket] It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! [puts the book away] Never mind, never mind. I'd like to hear about you.
[jumps in the air] SpongeBob!
This delectable creature is your mother?
This no-good conniving chiseler is your date?!
And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter.
[barges in the Chum Bucket] You!
I came to warn you, Plankton. Stay away from me mother! I know what you're really up to.
I'm serious, Eugene. I've changed my ways. And all it took was the love of a beautiful woman.
All you like is thieving and conniving. Now, stop trying to get the formula out of me mother!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the Krabby Patty formula!
Your mother knows the Krabby Patty formula?
Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe, and you're not family! [Plankton frowns] I'm telling you for the last time - stay away from me mother. [walks out]
Not family, eh? I can fix that.
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