[pulls rose away from his body] Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight.
[notices Plankton] Oh, my. You're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. [sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her] Tell me about yourself.
Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restaurateur. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.
Never heard of it.
[points to the Chum Bucket] It's across the street.
Doesn't ring a bell.
Plankton [shows her the back of a phone book with a picture of him and the Chum Bucket] It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! [puts the book away] Never mind, never mind. I'd like to hear about you.
Well...
Plankton!
Krabs!
Eugene!
Mommy?
"Mommy"?
[jumps in the air] SpongeBob!
SpongeBob...!
This delectable creature is your mother?
This no-good conniving chiseler is your date?!
And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter.
SpongeBob!
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