Plankton, what are you doing here?
I just want to talk. You could say we're friends, right?
Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?
You see? Everything works out. I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment. Ching! Sparkle, sparkle.
Wow. A golden spatula. And it's even got my name on it.
It's a gift. A gift from a friend. Friends give each other gifts, and tomorrow is my birthday. And you know what I'd like more than anything in the whole wide world?
A booster seat? Hot dog! I mean, no. What I want for my birthday from you, my friend, is one of those tender... delicious... Krabby Patties.
[gasps] You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on a Krabby Patty! And I bet it's not even your birthday tomorrow.
Gee, and I thought you were stupid.
You'll never get a Krabby Patty from me! Even if we are friends! Never! Never! Never! Never!
Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty and you're gonna hand-deliver it to me personally, you weak-minded fool! [laughs evilly]
[through SpongeBob, to Squidward ] Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.
[scene reveals to be Plankton using his microphone inside SpongeBob's brain]
P Plantkon
You pretentious, little insignificant artist. Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste.
Brace yourself, SpongeBob! This is my lab! [passes a real life Labrador retriever]
Any last words, SpongeBob SecretPants?
I just have to say I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabs down. I let all of Bikini Bottom down. But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty.
With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.
I'll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed-sea buns.
Yes... yes... YES! Come to papa! [bounces off the patty and lands in the analyzer] Oh, boy. [now zapped and the computer reads out the analysis]
Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. [Plankton appears on the screen]
Well, patty, I guess we can go home now.
SpongeBob, that's my Krabby Patty! Give it back, you porous freak! I command you! My patty! No! I'll settle for some fries.
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