[SpongeBob arrives at Mrs. Puff's Boating School]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!
Hey, I'm getting mine next.
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Hey, I doubt it.
“Boating School” · Season 1
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (4), Mrs. Puff (2), Patrick (1)
I've got too much to worry about.
You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head? [she and SpongeBob laugh; cuts to Patrick at the pineapple also laughing] Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna? [they laugh again] And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? [the laughing sequence plays a third time] Oh, yes...But that would be cheating.
Cheating! [laughs]
I'm cheating. Mrs. Puff.
Yes, my star pupil?
I think I'm cheating.
[Near the end of the driving test]
Cheating, I'm a cheater! Cheater!
No, no, no! It's quite alright! You can cheat that way! [points towards the finish line]
No, I'm cheating!
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