Plankton, what are you doing here?
I just want to talk. You could say we're friends, right?
Um...no.
Acquaintances?
No.
Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?
I...guess so.
You see? Everything works out. I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment. Ching! Sparkle, sparkle.
Wow. A golden spatula. And it's even got my name on it.
It's a gift. A gift from a friend. Friends give each other gifts, and tomorrow is my birthday. And you know what I'd like more than anything in the whole wide world?
A booster seat?
A booster seat? Hot dog! I mean, no. What I want for my birthday from you, my friend, is one of those tender... delicious... Krabby Patties.
[gasps] You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on a Krabby Patty! And I bet it's not even your birthday tomorrow.
Gee, and I thought you were stupid.
You'll never get a Krabby Patty from me! Even if we are friends! Never! Never! Never! Never!
Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty and you're gonna hand-deliver it to me personally, you weak-minded fool! [laughs evilly]
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