TV show quotes
Get up, Jameson. We don't have much time to track those slayers before they get to Thompson, Brock, and Osborn.
Look at this, you're severely bruising my wrist.
Coyotes caught in traps chew through their own legs. You could try that.
Okay, smart-mouth. What if I decide to sit here and not go anywhere.
Look bright eyes! Until I can figure out how to get this bomb off of us you're coming along for the ride. So fasten your safety belt.
We had a great time tonight, Felicia.
Naturally, you are with me.
You! You just won't stop until you ruin me, will ya?
Use your head for once Brock. I'm trying to save your life.
[planting the bomb on the Spider-Slayer]
I hate to borrow somebody else's line, but it's clobbering time!
[Spider-Man is quoting a famous Marvel Comics character, The Fantastic Four's "The Thing".]
Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot.
So, uh, where is your mom?
Parker, she's out buying a new yacht.
What happened, the old one get wet?
[to Doc. Ock]
Hands up! All of them!
Don't touch her!
Spider-Man! You're making a career of interference!
Some career! No salary, no vacation; don't talk about on-the-job health hazards!
Double jeopardy, Spider-Man. If you manage to turn off the dynamo, you'll face the full fury of Doctor Octopus. And if you don't, perhaps you'll live long enough to see your friends' molecules fry!
Well, that's what I love about life - choices!
How does it feel to know that you could change things, Spider-Man, but be helpless to do so?
Not as bad as I'd feel if I had a name like Doc Ock!
[At the Daily Bugle Spider-Man tells Anastasia and Robbie what happened last night at the abandoned warehouse]
Who asked you to help?! If you just kepted out of it, i'd have my daughter back now!
I don't think he would've released her even-
Oh, so now you're a mind-reader too? For all I know, you might be working with that lunatic!
I used to defend you against Jonah, told him the city is better off because of you. Maybe I was wrong.
[to himself] Coming from Robbie, that hurt. More than anything Octavius' tentacles could do to me.
[appears in a swirl of smoke] Don't be afraid! I'm here to help! I am Mysterio, and I am putting Spider-Man on notice! There's no place you'll be able to hide, and nowhere you can run!
Far as I'm concerned, you're just another creep in a costume. What can you do?
I was hoping you'd ask. [laughs and detaches his helmet from his body - with no face visible underneath - to everyone's amazement except Peter's]
[snapping a photo] Pfft! Cheap parlor trick.
I guarantee you I'll catch Spider-Man, but I want all you bigshot media people there to record it! And now that I've started things rolling... [disappears; a basketball appears and bounces into Jameson's hands] don't drop the ball. [ball turns into his helmet] Got it?
I'm more than ready to take you on, but not here. It's got to be the same place where you ruined me.
You got a little too much gravel in that fish bowl.
[the phone rings]
What?
Peter? Just wanted to make sure you're still alive.
Oh no, our date.I forgot!
You sure know how to make a girl feel important.
Uh, if it isn't too late.
Sorry, in my league, it's one strike, and you're out.
You'd think I would remember a guy with a fish bowl for a head.
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