Paintball player, Mike and others in “Battles”

Gosh, this is so exciting!

This your first time, kid?

I'm thirty-six.

This your first time, old man?

Yeah. I've always fancied myself as a bit of a soldier.

Yeah, I've always fancied myself.

I've always fancied you...

[quickly] Not here!

You've done this before, then?

You could say that.

What do you mean?

Well, let's just say the last time I was in this situation, I wasn't using a paintball gun.

[in awe] You've seen combat?

Yes, yes I have.

Where?

Umm, on the television!

But you just said the last time you were in this situation you didn't use a paintball gun!

He didn't.

Well, what did you use?

Erm, it was a big stick...?