They stole it! They stole my idea!
Who did?
Those dickheads across the street! They took everything I learned about using black culture to make a bigger profit and they're doing it themselves! Get this little prick outta my house! [drags Tolkien outside]
DAD!
Get him outta here, he's a spy! Hey, fuck face! I don't want your kid over at my house, you got that?!
Hey, man, what's your problem?
You want a war?! Well, you got one! Game on, asshole!
Game on, motherfucker.
Everyone back in the house. Come on, let's go.
But, Dad…
Shut up!
The story of young Stan Marsh might seem incredible, but the fact is many people suffer from unconscious biases. If you or someone you know might have also thought the name Tolkien didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien, then please call… 1-800-I AM A GIANT PIECE OF SHIT. Because you are the fucking problem.
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