“Hey, Stan.” – Kyle, South Park ... TV Quotes Database

[answers his phone while playing computer games on his computer] Hey, Stan.

Dude… my head is reeling, you're not gonna believe this.

Not gonna believe what?

Token's name isn't Token. It's Tolkien.

Yeah, I know it's Tolkien.

No, no, no, no. He's named after the guy who wrote The Hobbit and stuff!

Yeah, I know. J.R.R. Tolkien. What did you think it was?

[horrified] You knew it was Tolkien like the writer.

Everyone knew it was Tolkien.

No, no, no! No, no, no, no! I distinctly remember Cartman wearing a shirt where he spelled it T-O-K-E-N.

Yeah, dude, 'cause Cartman's a fucking moron.

Wha-- hold on a second! [calls Cartman's number]

[answers his phone while eating chips and watching TV] What's up, dawg?

Dude, Cartman, did you know that Tolkien is named after J.R.R. Tolkien?

Well, yeah, I just figured.

Then why did you spell it "Token" without the "L" or the "I"?!

J.R.R. Tolkien has an "L" in it? That's gay. Who did you think Tolkien was named after?

[from outside the bathroom] Stan? You out here?

Uh, yeah, hang on a second Tolk-kien, just taking a shit.

Oh, okay, sorry.

Oh, my God… I suck.

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