Dr. Gauche and PC Principal in “The Problem with a Poo”

Your vice principal gave birth to all five babies with no epidural. I must say, she's a very strong woman.

That she is.

The quintuplets are all healthy and resting away. There are her babies right there.

Oh, dude. Bro.

Yes, cute, little buggers, aren't they? Three boys and two girls.

I think it's wrong to force gender specification upon them at this young age.

Funny. That's exactly what their mother said. The quints are all Caucasian, blue-eyed, and something kind of weird.

What's that?

Well, the babies are all extremely PC, the likes of which I have never seen.