Mayor McDaniels, Mr. Hankey and others in “The Problem with a Poo”

[furiously] Hankey! [Hankey turns to her and the other council members, all pissed at him] We need to talk about what you tweeted.

Oh, I'm sooo sorry. I took Ambien two nights ago and I called the schoolkids homos.

No, I'm talking about what you tweeted last night. [takes out her phone] "The city council members are a bunch of pussy-licking Islamists."

Oh-oh Jeez, did I say that? Listen, if you're tired and you can't sleep, DO NOT take Ambien. Okay? Whew!

I'm afraid we have no option but to fire you as executive planning manager of the city council.

Fire me? No, no, no, please. I-I'm really sorry. No, no wait! Wait, please give me another chance! Don't do this! What about Christmas?