Mr. Hankey, everyone's really mad at you. Were you on Twitter last night?
[slowly] Yeah.
Did you tweet, "The kids of South Park are retarded homos who can't play music?"
[more slowly] Yeah.
Why would you tweet that?! All the kids are really pissed off!
It was a bad attempt at a joke. I'm sorry. Will you tell the kids I didn't mean it?
What do you want me to say?
The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night so I took some Ambien. Do you take that stuff? It turns your brain into oatmeal. Please, Kyle, tell the kids I didn't mean any harm. We've gotta focus on Christmas!
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