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S14 E9

South Park · Season 14, Episode 9

Theresa, Caroline and others in “It's a Jersey Thing”

[at the South Park Hair Salon]

Don't you fuckin' tell me what to do! I'm a client here!

CCaroline

Theresa! Calm. Down.

JJulia

I don't have to take your shit! I'm from Jersey!

CCaroline

Get her, Sharon!!

What?

JJacqueline

Sharon, just stay out of it!

CCaroline

Be, the bigger person, Sharon!

You people are crazy.

CCaroline

Who's crazy? Are you talking about my family?! (grabs Sharon by the hair and pulls her a few steps; Sharon begins to scream) Is my family crazy?!

Don't you pull my friend's hair, you bitch! (pulls Sharon back by the hair)

[barges in, savagely] Let go of her, you piece of trash!

Who the fuck are you, to tell me, what to do?!

All you trashy whores get the fuck out of here and leave her alone!

Psycho bitch!

(slaps Theresa's hand away) No! You're a psycho bitch, psycho bitch! Psycho bitch!! You wanna see fuckin' crazy?! You'd better just step the fuck away or you're gonna see fuckin' crazy!

JJacqueline

[to Sheila] You're, cabbage!

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