You guys, I got it! Seriously, it's the greatest picture ever! Oh my God!
Whatcha do to Butters this time?
It was genius! I waited 'til he was totally asleep, right? And then I got my camera, and I pulled down his pants, and then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth! [cracks up]
Dude!
I know, I know. Check it out. Look. [the other three crowd in and look at the picture] I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see? Ha ha. Oh man, I got him good!
Dude, how is putting Butters's wiener in his mouth getting him?
Because that makes Butters gay now!
No, dude, that makes you gay!
Uh, what?
You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!
[looks more closely at the picture] Uh-uh.
Yeah-huh!
Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?
Ha ha, that makes you totally fucking gay.
But I'm not--I'm not gay, you guys!
You are now.
No--no, it was a stupid mistake!
Doesn't matter. You're gay now.
No, it was just for a second! [puts the picture away] What-what can I do? How-how can I reverse this?
You can't!
No--no wait. I-I know how you can reverse it, Cartman.
How?
The only way you can cancel it out is to get Butters to put your wiener in his mouth.
[in low voice] Really?
Yeah. Then it cancels out the gay polarity.
[long silence]
Shoot, I gotta find Butters! [runs off]
Idiot.
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