[Butters is playing with his toys]
[singing] Loo loo loo, I've got some apples, loo loo loo, you've got some too. Loo loo loo...
[Cartman enters the room]
Butters.
Whoa, hey, Eric.
Butters, guess what? I have a surprise for you.
A surprise? What is it?
It's so buckskin awesome. You're gonna be so stoked. It's the best surprise ever!
Oh, boy!
You ready?
Y-yeah!
Okay! Just open your mouth and close your eyes and--and get on your knees!
[Butters closes his eyes, opens his mouth, and gets on his knees]
Oh, okay!
[Cartman grabs a bandanna from his back pocket and makes a blindfold from it, then puts it on Butters]
Hang on a second here. [makes sure the blindfold is on snugly]
How come, uh, I can't see?
'Cause then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? [rushes off to get the toy box]
Oh, uh, ho, yeah.
[under his breath] All right, that's good. [undoes his pants] Okay, open your mouth, Butters. [lowers them] That's good, just like that.
[warily] Hey. Hey wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it? You're not gonna, eh, stick something yucky in my mouth, are ya?
[Pause]
I swear on my mother's life, Butters, I am not going to stick anything yucky in your mouth. [lifts up his shirt to show his massive gut]
Okay!
All right, you ready? [grabs Butters's head and draws it closer to his penis] All right just--okay, open, uh, okay, okay, here it comes. Just sit very still, okay? Here we go.
[the door opens and Butters's dad enters]
Butters!
Uh! [dresses quickly]
Whoa! Hey, Dad!
[Cartman steps down from the toy box and runs away]
Butters! What are you doing?!
I'm getting a surprise! [points to his mouth]
Oh my God! My, my only son, reduced to this! [takes the blindfold off of Butters]
[looks around] Hey. Where did Eric go?
[quite concerned, on ended knee] Butters, how long have you been doing stuff like this?
Like what?
Don't lie to me, Butters! I know your secret now! No, wait, wait. It's okay. It's okay, Butters. This isn't a serious problem. You're just bi-curious.
What's...bi-curious?
You are. Just harmless curiosity, and it doesn't mean anything. We just need to get you some help, Butters.
[Butters' mom appears at the doorway]
What's going on, you two?
Nothing, Mom, I'm just a little bi-curious. [smiles]
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