Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Hey, guys, wait up. I want to go with you and help out.
No way. You want to come with us so you can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying Wall-Mart.
(Silence for a considerable time)
Nu-uh.
Look. You want to come with us so that later I can go "Ha ha, I was working for Wall-Mart all along" or something.
I am not, Kyle!
Dude, just let him come, the bus is about to leave.
[Kenny and Stan walk off]
Okay okay..
[Kyle walks off; Cartman takes out a knife]
Ha ha, you fools have no idea that I will never let you hurt the Wall-Mart.
[Kyle runs back]
Hey!
What?
You said that we have no idea that you are never going to let us hurt the Wall-Mart.
That's not what I said!
[Stan comes back]
Dude, come on.
He's working for the Wall-Mart to stop us from succeeding!
Dude, we have to go.
Alright. Cartman, let's blow this popsicle stand!
[off screen] Hurry up!
He he, you stupid fools have no idea that I'm actually working for the Wall-Mart to stop you from succeeding!
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