[Stan walks into his house to discover his dad lying on the floor, looking ill.]
Jesus Christ…Dad?!
Stan?
Dad, oh my God!
Stan.
What, Dad, are you dying?
No, I'm just really really tired. I was shopping at Wall-Mart all night.
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