[beginning to slack off] Ugh. Ughuh. [tries to resume studying, but his eyes grow heavy. He panics] I can't do it! This is waaay too much material for a nine-year-old! [yawns loudly and promptly sleeps on his book]
[smacks Cartman] Oh, no, you don't, Cartman! Every time we get put in a study group, you sit on ass while the rest of us do all the work!
Well you guys are such better studiers than me, I know you can pull it off!
[pointing] You're gonna read this stuff and study like the rest of us!
Maaaa. M-maaaa.
[annoyed] Shut up and study!
Maaaa, Mah mah M-maaaa!
[irritated] SHUT UP, FATASS!!
[gets angry now after being called fat] DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! [leap across the desk at Kyle, and they immediately started fighting. Stan and Kenny join in, the other kids start cheering]
HEY, HEY!!! STOP THAT FIGHTING, RIGHT NOW!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! GET OUT!!!! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CLASSROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
God damn it!
[celebrates] Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya! We've got out of schoooool! Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya!
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!
OH IT'S MY FAULT?! IT'S MY FAULT?!?!?!
YES, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOUR A LAZY PRICK!!
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST WE'VE GOT OUT OF SCHOOL SO WE CAN HAVE A-
SHUT UP!!!
[Cartman and Kyle started to argue, Stan later joins in the argument, while Kenny watches]
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED SLACKING OFF!!!
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