[Cartman's house, night. The front door opens and in a walk of Stan and Kenny]
Cartman? Hello?
[there's debris all over the living room. The boys arrive at Cartman hanging from a candy-cane colored swing set with the swings removed. Beneath him is a tub of water. Cartman has it rigged so that he pulls a string, which releases him and at the same time triggers a sledgehammer, which hits a box, which is supposed to land in the tub with him.]
Ah, Stan, Kenny, you're just in time.
[shocked] Dude, what are you doing?
I am just about to flash back to the days of our Founding Fathers!
(That's a great idea!)
Hold on. How are you supposed to have an flashback, when you're about to commit suicide?
I have programmed TiVo to record over fifty hours of the History channel. When TiVo is full, both TiVo and I will be dropped into the water, combining our electrowhatever fields and sending me into a flashback of history!
Uh Cartman, I think that's a really bad idea.
Or a really sweet one. [a bell is heard]
Your Tivo is full.
Whoa, here it goes! [triggers the sledgehammer as he falls. Both he and the TiVo land in the tub, and the house shorts out. Cartman is electrocuted as he lands in the water. Stan spend a few seconds in the darkness looking at Cartman, wondering if he'll come to. Kenny turns and walks away slowly]
Cartman? [no response] Cartman? Oh crap.....
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