Stephen, Butters and others in “Toilet Paper”

[annoyed] Well, well, well, I had to see it to believe it.

Butters

Hi, Dad.

Don't you "Hi, Dad" me! Look at you! Standing behind prison bars, again!

Butters

Yeah.

What fibs have you been telling this policeman, Butters? You know damn well you didn't toilet paper that house.

Huh?

Butters was with us all night, Officer Barbrady.

Butters, what have we told you about confessing to crimes you didn't commit? We have had it, mister!

Butters

Well, he kept accusing me for hours, and then he shot me up with Sodium Pentothal.

And that's your excuse?

Looks like I made a mistake. I guess I'd better let you out now. [lets Butters out of the cell]

Just wait till we get you home, you little fibber!