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AAnnouncer

Coming this summer...it's the classic film that changed America...

[a trailer for the (real) re-release of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial starts playing]

AAnnouncer

All the E.T. effects have been digitally upgraded. [as the US secret agents chase the kids] All the guns have been digitally changed to walkie talkies.

AAnnouncer

And the word "TERRORIST" has been changed to "HIPPIE."

Stan

[disappointed] Aw, dude, why would they do that?

Cartman

Yeah, a hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.

Kyle

No, dude, Spielberg changed terrorist to hippie to make ET more PC.

Stan

That's gay...

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