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S6 E9

South Park · Season 6, Episode 9

Announcer in “Free Hat”

[a banner shows up (and read by an announcer) before the airing of the "re-re-re-release" of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]

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The word "WOOKIEE" has been changed to "HAIR CHALLENGED ANIMAL" and the entire cast has been digitally replaced by Ewoks.

[the kids ditch the theater in anger and try to get their money back]

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