Chef, Mr. Garrison and others in “Proper Condom Use”

Sex is emotional and spiritual. It needs to be taught by family. I know it can be hard, parents, but if you leave it up to the schools to teach sex to kids, you don't know who they're learning it from. It could be from someone who doesn't know, [pan to a shot of Mr. Mackey] someone who has a bad opinion of it, [pan to Ms. Choksondik, who nods shamefully] or even a complete pervert! [pan to a shot of Mr. Garrison]

[offended] Wha-?! Why did you pan to me just now? What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

He's right. I never knew how special and personal sex was un... until just recently. [She and Mr. Mackey look lovingly at eachother.]