Sister Anne, Cartman and others in “Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?”

Now let me explain how communion works. The priest will give you this round cracker. And this cracker is the body of Christ.

Cartman

Jesus was made of…crackers?

No.

Stan

But crackers are his body.

Yes.

Kenny

What?

In the book of Mark, Jesus distributed bread and said "Eat this, for it is my body."

Cartman

So we won't go to Hell as long as we eat crackers.

No no no no!

Butters

Well, what are we eating then?

The body of Christ!

Stan

No no no, I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him, but he didn't want us to be cannibals...so he turned himself into crackers and then told people to eat him.

No!

Stan

No?!

Butters

I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.

Look, all you need to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker, you eat it. Okay?

Okay...

And then you will drink a very small amount of wine. For that, is the blood of Christ.

Cartman

Oh come on now, this is just getting silly.

Eric, do you want to go to hell?

Cartman

No!

Then stop questioning me.