Man, I can't believe all our parents lied to us about the tooth fairy.
What about Dan Rather? Do you think he's real?
No, man, that's just a TV show.
[rushs in] You guys! You guys! I figured it out!
What? That your parents lied to you, too?
Yeah, but, it's okay! We can still get our Sega Dreamcast!
How?
Look, the tooth fairy is all made up, right?
All made up. Not real. Nothing's real.
So all we have to do is go to a really rich kid's house, put our tooth under his pillow, wait for his parents to leave him a whole buttload of money, and then sneak back in and take it!
(Woohoo!)
The kid will never even know.
Oh, dude, that is tits! I mean, that is big fat Oprah tits right there!
Oh my God, what if I'm not real?
We can take the bus to the city. There's super-rich people down there!
Yeah. [leaves with Stan and Kenny]
I mean, what if I'm just part of my parents' reality?
[returns] Come on, Kyle! [grabs him and pulls him along]
What if this is all just somebody's dream?
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