Oh, hello, son.
Dad, there is so a tooth fairy, huh?
What? Oh. Kyle, let's have a little talk.
Oh my God! You did lie to me!
No. Kyle, she's just make-believe. Like Peter Pan.
Peter Pan, too?
Kyle--
What about Moses and Abraham?
Well, they were probably real.
Probably? Is Atlantis real?
Probably not.
[Kyle begins sobbing]
Look, Kyle, adults make up those things because they're fun for children.
Fun for children?! Fun for children?! Look at me, Dad! I don't even know what's real anymore! [leaves and sobs some more]
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