[walks up with Kyle and Kenny] Come on, fat ass, we have to go!
CCartman
Ey! Don't call me fat! [Mrs. Cartman giggles] Mom, don't laugh.
I'm sorry, hon.
CCartman
[to his friends] I can't go with you guys right now.
Yes you can, Porky. [Mrs. Cartman giggles again]
CCartman
Mom, seriously! [her giggles die down]
Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned.
He must have a huge bone in his ass, then. [Cartman's mom bursts out laughing]
CCartman
God damn it, Mom!
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