Welcome to Spooky Laboratory. [pulls out a blindfold and puts it over Cartman's eyes] I'm your guide, Dr. Spookalot. Allow me to show around the lab. [leads him to a table on which is a bowl of eggs and a bowl of Jell-o cubes]
Cool!
Here I have a bowl of human eyeballs.
[rolls his fingers around the eggs] Ew-ho-ho.
[switches bowls] And here you can feel the brains.
[rolls his fingers through the Jell-o cubes] Oh-ho, gross.
[leads him to a donkey] And here you can feel the warm innards of the body. [Cartman reaches into the donkey's anus and the donkey looks surprised]
Ew, it feels like cold spaghetti! You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!
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