[reading] "Thanks for the memories. Nico and Grady." Do I know a Nico and Grady?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(meatball sauce on her mouth) Hi mom.
SHSantiago Heraldo
Hold on. So nice girl from Wisconsin is tight with the Hollywood bad boy?
Well, I wouldn't say we were--
Oh, we're very good friends.
Actually, we can't stand each other.
And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Which apparently is starting today.
Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my favorite member of So Random.
Really?
Yes, really. Santiago you are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
SHSantiago Heraldo
You've got some dog's to shove.
Shoving dogs towards bowls of food that I lovingly lay out for them. You know why I love puppies.
(after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
That's a compliment, right?
Of course.
(with meat sauce on his face) I love meatball Monday.
Tawni (walks in) Here's a Tawni tip for you. It's even tastier if some of it lands in your mouth.
Yeah, well (pointing at face) I'm saving this for later
Can I have that seat? (girl moves)
Wow. You are workin' the diva thing.
I'm not a diva, Chad.
I know that.
Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
It's your fault.
Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Yes. It is. Really!
(Sonny shows up where he's building dog houses) I know what you're doing.
Do you, Chad? Do you really?
(after Sonny busts him) Well played, Monroe.
Props accepted.
We should hang out sometime.
Camera's off, Chad.
I know. (they smile at each other)
Well at least there is some variety. (sees someone with a taco) That looks tasty. (looks up and sees a cute guy) That looks really tasty! I meant the food on your plate.
The teapot has a name. It's Sonny.
Yes you are. What's your name?
Smooth...
Yes I am.
You can call me James.
Sonny.
Chad.
[to James] Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny [to James] Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased by bad boy bank robber.
Let me guess, Life of the Boston Tea Party.
Well, at least my show brings joy to the viewers.
At least my show has viewers.
Wow. What's goin' on here?
Nothing.
It's beyond nothing.
It's certainly nothing to be late over. Our scene's up first after lunch. Sonny.
Chad. (Chad walks away)
You know, for something you said was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Oh, well, you know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
Well, I'm not. My name's James Conroy, and I'd like to take you out tonight.
Well, there's nothing complicated about that.
So I can take that as a yes?
You can take that as a maybe.
[Puts a scarf on the neck] Beyoncé. [Puts a scarf on the forhead] Tyra. And a pirate! Arrr!
What are you all sighe about?
Oh, was I sighing? Sorry.
Ah! Now you're humming!
Was I humming? Sorry again.
Ok, that's not just sighing and humming. That's boy sighing and humming! Who asked you out?
Well I'm not gonna brag but... JAMES CONROY!
James Conroy?
Yes!
No!
No?
No!
Why?
Because why?
Because, my best friend dated him and he dumped her. It wasn't pretty. Her face broke out and she started using poly extra pants.
Look, I doubt anything is gonna happen between James and me.
Let me guess. He asked you out and you said no?
Yes.
That's how it starts. You say no and he turns on the charm!
MMan
Sonny Munroe, bouquet of flowers for you at the front desk.
And here comes the charm!
Wow! (Sonny reads a card) "Hi teapot." Ow. "It was nice meeting you. Any chances we can go out tonight? Your bad boy, James." You know, maybe he's not such a jerk after all.
Oh right. Maybe I'm ugly. Use your brain!
Look, I appreciate the warning, but maybe your friend and James didn't have chemistry.
Chad? What do you want Chad?
It's James.
[To Tawni] It's James.
Hang up.
Hey James. How's it going? I loved the flowers! They're so beautiful.
It was my pleasure.
Dude, is that my phone?
Oh, yeah it is. Thanks. (To Sonny) I gotta make this fast. Do you wanna go out tonight?
Tonight?
No no no.
I'd love to.
Cool.
Cool.
Bye.
Bye.
You hang up first.
No you hang up.
I'll hang up!
Fine, don't listen to me. But when you're heart is broken into a milion pieces and spread all over the floor, just remember. Tawni Hart doesn't vacuem.
Where's your idiot friend?
Bart! [Bart comes out]
Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
I'm sorry, what?
James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
So where is he?
Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. [sirens go]
[Off camera] Give me all your money!
What is your show even about?
Oh, this week's our Christmas episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Why are you wearing a bib?
Jealous?
I have my own bib!
Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
I... never said I did.
Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care! So, you just tell your friend to back off from Tawni Hart! ...Well not back off from me, back off from me, Tawni Hart!
So, what looks good?
You.
Sorry I'm late!
Tawni?
Tawni?
James. So, what did I missed?
An invitation. What are you doing here?
I like chicken fingers and skiball.
Uh, sorry I'm late. What did I missed?
Tawni likes chicken fingers and skiball! What are you doing here?
Came to hang out with my bro? (looks at Tawnie) So what are you doing here?
What are YOU doing here?
(to Sonny) What are they doing here?
What are we still doing here?
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