Where's your idiot friend?
Bart! [Bart comes out]
Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
I'm sorry, what?
James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
So where is he?
Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. [sirens go]
[Off camera] Give me all your money!
What is your show even about?
Oh, this week's our Christmas episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Why are you wearing a bib?
Jealous?
I have my own bib!
Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
I... never said I did.
Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care! So, you just tell your friend to back off from Tawni Hart! ...Well not back off from me, back off from me, Tawni Hart!
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