(walking in on Lois and Clark at the jewelry store) What are you two doing here?
Oliver! Uh, didn't get the invitation yet?
Invitation to what?
Uh, tell him, cupcake.
(shooting Lois a look) Wh... Lois and I are... we're getting married.
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Oh my God, Chloe, I am so sorry. I mean, I know my face is under "faux pas" in the dictionary, but this is a whole new low.
I would say that this is a close second behind the time you crashed Lana's engagement party. In fact, you may want to start avoiding engagement parties altogether.
Where'd you get this list?
I memorized it off Chloe's desk.
I didn't realize that photographic memory was among of your abilities.
It's more like speed-reading, but let's not split hairs.
She couldn't just *give* you a copy?
Chloe and I don't always see eye to eye on this one.
[refers to Lois] Well, what about your mouthy cohort? She hasn't poked her nose into this one, either.
She's on assignment, which is code for "Monster Truck Rally in Lubbock".
And I assume your emerald ally and his super friends are still on hiatus, which leaves you.
Solo. I get it.
Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you've come to the right place. The crime rate's so high there's actually a "no vacancy sign" in front of county jail.
SSebastian
Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.
Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?
Tell me you're sober.
Let me tell you something— I wish I wasn't sober. I can be in a cabana in Aruba right now. Instead, I'm in the middle of downtown on a rooftop with you guys.
You didn't hear me complain when I had to put on green leather to protect your identity.
Clark, you made out with my girlfriend, man. What did you have to complain about?
I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see, told me I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So I'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing.
Hallmark didn't have any "Welcome back to Earth" cards. So...
It's nice to see everyone has a key to this place.
Who do you work for?
I'm self-employed. It's sort of an occupational safety hazard.
Oh. Well, then you know that getting blood out of leather can be a total bitch.
FAFaora-as-Lois
You don't recognize me... but you are the spitting image of your father.
Okay. Lois, you gotta reason with me. What kind of drugs did you take--pills, powder, paste? Don't tell me you injected anything.
That still doesn't explain how you're hacking into that crystal, Chloe. It's not hooked up to anything, there's no computer here.
Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? I don't think so.
You know, Oliver, for a guy with three cellphones, you sure are hard to get a hold of.
Jimmy, I'm impressed. You managed to balance out singles, couples, and families while keeping all of the exes at different tables, and still keeping the kids' tables away from the cake. You truly are the Zen master of seating charts.
More the master of musical chairs.
You know, speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus-one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent. You heard of him?
Better wear your bow and arrow, Cupid. That bumbling tadpole is not my Prince Charming.
Well, maybe you just need to jump his lily pad and plant one on him. Come on. I've seen the way you two look at each other.
[scoffs] You need to get your eyesight checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me. He likes... driving me crazy.
Flirtation 101, Lane. I mean, that's what a guy does when he's into a girl.
Really?
Trust me. Lois and Clark would be great together. I can feel it in my gut.
Well, take some Ex-Lax, get over it.
And remember what the General always says: "Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy". (she pauses) You can edit that last part out, right?
So Oliver Queen moonlights as Green Arrow. Does Clark know about you?
I think I can safely say he knows more of my secrets than he does yours. You're not going to tell me you're down here on vacation fishing for marlin, are you?
We both know that two hours ago more than 430,000 megagigs of LuthorCorp RAM and ethernet cables were running through this place.
Sounds like we each came here with a score to settle.
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