(looking at the Fortress) I must admit, Clark. This is a big step up from the barn.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I found out something about those mystery expeditions he's been sending to the North Pole.
Either he's planning a hostile takeover of Santa's workshop, or he's doing something illegal. And since I'm sure Lex isn't into the Christmas spirit, what's the scoop.
I can't believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you're demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here?
I'm…
MMan
You know him?
Yes.
No.
He wishes he didn't know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell.
MMan
We'll take him back.
And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough.
MMan
I'll handle him.
What are you doing here?
I heard they have good espresso.
You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?
I've been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here?
Feminine charm.
(scoffs)
Yes I do have some.
Great job protecting your short supply of it.
Why don't you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.
You mind not pointing that thing at me?
God Clark, I'm not aiming at you. What?! I'm not! Besides it's only your kneecap.
Well that makes me feel a lot better.
Look I know that you're nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I'll protect you, you'll be fine.
Chloe.
Out of the way Smallville. Chloe!
Lois look behind you, watch out!
Oh, I'm sorry is this bothering you?
The chair or you in it?
Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad's boot camp.
Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism.
Well I better get going. I'll see you bright and early Monday morning.
Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early?
Lois. You're the one that gave me the application. You're looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet.
That's great. What made you change your mind?
I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.
Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?
I'm going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we're going to be neighbors Lane.
You gotta be kidding me.
I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us.
You might want to try a little more formfitting.
But what's with the wardrobe malfunction?
What? This is a nice shirt.
Human Resources is going to be down here any minute, and you do not want to meet them looking like... the brawny lumberjack.
I'm Clark Kent.
Davis Bloome. I met your fiancée. Clark, congratulations. She's a real catch.
I'm getting married?
Well, I thought that-- 'cause I thought you and Chloe were together, and you seemed pretty close. When she said she was engaged...
Chloe's engaged?
Oh, man, okay, my brain's completely gone completely D.O.A. Clark, she said she hadn't told anyone yet. Do me a favor. Don't tell her I said anything.
I won't reveal my source.
Note: This is in reference to one of "Lois Lane's Rules to Journalism".
Find me a 24-hour market. I need a sports drink, as much vitamin B as you can get your hands on, and one dill pickle. Let's go! Tick tock!
(capturing a centipede) All right, here's the deal. Normally I don't eat anything with more than 99 legs on it, but I haven't eaten in days. Kind of a bummer for both of us, right?
You know endorphins? They're hormones that are released when the body performs a certain activity.
Like when you play a sport.
Or there's another kind of activity two people share, repetitive motion, builds to a climax.
Thank you.
(to Clark) Hey. Am I glad to see you. Now that Lois is riding shotgun in your Mystery Machine, your old sidekick's jonesing for a Scooby clue. Let me see that concrete crop circle.
(to a hung-over Lois) Don't worry, you got changed all by yourself. In the middle of the kitchen, for like an hour.
(entering the Talon apartment, the morning after)
Chloe?
Jimmy?
You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. Pants on everyone.
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