John Jones quotes from Smallville

John

You're not crazy, Kal-El. We don't have much time, so listen to me closely. I believe you're from another planet.

Clark

What makes you say that?

John

Because like you, I'm not from here. I come from Mars. You can't trust anyone.

John Jones

Where'd you get this list?

Clark

I memorized it off Chloe's desk.

John Jones

I didn't realize that photographic memory was among of your abilities.

Clark

It's more like speed-reading, but let's not split hairs.

John Jones

She couldn't just *give* you a copy?

Clark

Chloe and I don't always see eye to eye on this one.

John Jones

[refers to Lois] Well, what about your mouthy cohort? She hasn't poked her nose into this one, either.

Clark

She's on assignment, which is code for "Monster Truck Rally in Lubbock".

John Jones

And I assume your emerald ally and his super friends are still on hiatus, which leaves you.

Clark

Solo. I get it.

Oliver

(walking into Watchtower) Anyone home?

Chloe

What's up?

Oliver

Nothing, actually. I, uh, I thought I'd stop by and see if anyone's hungry.

John Jones

I could use some dinner. Chloe?

Chloe

Uh, sure. You're buying, Mr. Queen.

John Jones

Don't look at me, I'm living off a policeman's salary.

Oliver

Ah, fine. Dessert's on you.

John Jones

On Mars, we never had dessert. But I have grown especially fond of cookies.