You know, speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus-one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent. You heard of him?
Better wear your bow and arrow, Cupid. That bumbling tadpole is not my Prince Charming.
Well, maybe you just need to jump his lily pad and plant one on him. Come on. I've seen the way you two look at each other.
[scoffs] You need to get your eyesight checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me. He likes... driving me crazy.
Flirtation 101, Lane. I mean, that's what a guy does when he's into a girl.
Really?
Trust me. Lois and Clark would be great together. I can feel it in my gut.
Well, take some Ex-Lax, get over it.
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