Chloe Sullivan quotes from Smallville

Chloe Sullivan

This is what I love about high school parties. People will gather anywhere as long as there's illegally-purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.

Chloe Sullivan

This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange.

Chloe Sullivan

What really gets me is I should have known better. Only Chloe Sullivan could fall for a guy who splits himself in two. What is it about me? Do I have a sign around my neck that says "Mutant Magnet"?

Chloe Sullivan

My feelings for Clark are so ancient, they're... they're fossilized!

Chloe Sullivan

[to Lex] You know, I always wondered. For a boy who has all the money in the world, you'd think he could afford a good toupee.

Chloe Sullivan

Well, this is gonna make quite a story. "Clark Kent ends record-breaking perfect attendance streak". Sorry. I'm doing it again. I just... I've never seen you sick before, and it just got me thinking, you know? What if something did happen to you? And I never got to... [pause] So in yet another classic maneuver to avoid emotional intimacy, I wrote my feelings down so that I could read them to you, thereby eliminating embarrassing eye contact. [reading] "I want to let you in on a secret. I'm not who you think I am. In fact, my disguise is so thin, I'm surprised you haven't seen right through me. I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend. Sometimes I want to rip off this façade like I did at the Spring Formal, but I can't because you'll get scared and you'll run away again. So I decided that it's better to live with a lie than expose my true feelings". [stops] This is so much easier when you're unconscious... [continues reading] "My dad told me there are two types of girls. The ones you grow out of and the ones you grow into. I really hope I'm the latter. I may not be the one you love today, but I'll let you go for now, hoping one day you'll fly back to me because I think you're worth the wait".

Chloe Sullivan

There is a theory that telepathic receptivity is increased during REM sleep. It has to do with frontal lobe activity... I've never seen a case this dramatic, but we all know that your brain is wired a little differently than the rest of ours. Add that the river where she crashed is a known source for our favorite green stuff and you have the perfect Smallville cocktail for weirdness.

Chloe Sullivan

The American version of closure. You can only get over your grief when you figure out how to merchandise your tragedy.

Chloe Sullivan

Finally. I didn't think you were gonna show. Not that Clark Kent ever operates on the same speed as the rest of the world.

Chloe Sullivan

Well, I obviously didn't know what I was getting myself into. Just seems to be a nasty habit that I've picked up lately.

Chloe

[about Clark] Wow, superhero and journalist - what are the odds?

Chloe

Well, we are in Smallville. And I mean, what would the Senior Prom be without a body-snatching Prom Queen?

Chloe

[to Clark] I want you to know, I'll never be the iceberg to your Titanic, and your secret will never ever leave my lips. No matter what.

Chloe

Okay, for someone with a keen weird-ar, I can't believe I did not see the signs, but I defy anyone to tell the difference between a nascent vampire and a freshman girl with a hangover.

Chloe

I got in on the ground floor of my dream. Okay, so it's actually the basement. But, it's Daily Planet! The paper of record for kings, presidents and prime ministers; not to mention future superheroes. The way I look at it, I had no place to go, but up, up, and away.