Hey, it's nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.
Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You know I gotta say being at the mercy of modern technology really sucks. (Clark gives her a strange look) I know, I know, I'm happy to be Brainiac-free but, my evil upgrade was really... convenient.
That's a ballsy move, sitting in the boss' chair. Either you have good news for me, or you like to live dangerously close to the edge. (discovers her guard is dead) I guess it's the latter.
(laughing) Please tell me that the bed was already wobbly.
Lana, it's made of solid oak. What do you say we find out how strong the floor is?
What guns you got in your arsenal?
(Sighs) I guess I might as well just throw it all out there. I can blast fire out of my eyes.
Okay...
I can hear a dog barking from ten miles away. I can see through solid objects and I can run faster than the speed of sound.
Wait. Rewind. (discreetly covers herself) Expand on your whole... see-through-things... thing.
Did Lex talk to you about me?
He kept a journal.
Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!
How wonderfully morbid.
ZZatanna
Rough birthday, huh?
You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.
ZZatanna
I can't ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I would like to try to make sure that something like this doesn't happen again.
Here's a thought... don't do it again.
CAChloe-as-Lois
It's okay. I'm Chloe.
(Clark gives Chloe-as-Lois a skeptical look)
CAChloe-as-Lois
Stood-her-up-at-formal Chloe. Planted-one-on-you-because-Zod-was-ending-the-world Chloe.
(Clark looks even more skeptical)
CAChloe-as-Lois
Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe!
(truth dawning) Chloe!?!
CAChloe-as-Lois
Bingo.
You already know what you really want. We all do. We just don't listen.
And you're sure this is it?
This is where I belong.
CComputer
Aquaman online. Canary online. Cyborg online. Impulse online.
Arrow online.
Watchtower is officially online... let's get to work.
What do you do when you find Judas in your midst? Who would Christ have been if Judas had not betrayed him? Maybe we would remember Jesus as only a teacher roaming the desert.
I don't quite understand what you're getting at.
Without Judas, Jesus would never have risen from the dead to come back and face his greatest challenge: saving humankind. There is a savior among us. You are here to betray him.
I'll get my best men on it... and when I say men, I mean me because I work in the basement.
Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into 5" booted heels for my health.
HHostess
Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.
Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...
Lois!
Even when I did lower the bar and tried to slom a Green Arrow interview, it turns out Mr. Emerald-Chaps is another closet case when it comes to publicity.
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