[Karen is sulking after losing her competition. Cook has arrived, celebrating her loss]
CCook
Bad luck, Karen. In the competition, like. But you know, what goes around, comes around. How much did you lose by again? 15 votes? Well, that's funny. 'Cos... That's about how many people were in Keith's pub tonight.
[catching his drift] You voted against her?
CCook
[smugly] Not just me. Everyone in there. JJ even.
Karen[indignant] You fucking did what!?
CCook
You took my shed, I took your competition. Fair's fair.
Karen
You little shit, you ugly little bastard!!! [attacks him]
[JJ, Karen and Emily have walked on Freddy having sex with Katie]
Karen
Now, does everybody know each other?
Ah, that's just great. Thanks a lot, Karen.
For Christ's sake, Katie, what're you doing?
[Sarcastically] I'm doing the Great fucking Northern Run! What does it look like I'm doing!?
Guys, could we please just—
Katie, why didn't you tell me?
Oh, I'm sorry, maybe my postal application hasn't reached you yet. Now, do you mind? We're sort of in the middle of something.
[stammering] Oh, but that's not right! You want Eff, and she's not—
[interrupting] It's a free country, JJ. Hey, maybe my weirdo sister's up for it.
No, that's ridiculous, Emily's gay. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you, Freds, but we can do this another time...
[Stops when he notices Katie's stunned reaction and Emily's dismay, and realises he has accidentally outed Emily]
[Aghast] That's not true! Is it, Ems? Because you promised me that wasn't true. [Emily leaves on the verge of tears]
[Cook kicks out Arcia, his one-night stand]
CCook
I never clocked that she looked like Eff, I swear.
Karen
For Christ's sakes, stop being a tit. Freddie...something's up.
CCook
Look, Karen. I've asked around. There's no sign of Fred's. He's legged it. That's all there is.
Karen
You owe him, Cook. When you ran off last year, who came looking for you?
CCook
That's only because I took his girl with me.
Karen
[hits Cook in the face] You stupid bastards!!! What is wrong with you all?
Karen
You find him! You fucking find my brother.
CCook
Karen, I'm sorry. I miss him too.
Karen
No, you don't. Nobody loves him like I do, not even that crazy bitch Effy. He's all I've got. God knows he's all you've got. [hands Cook a notebook] Read that and tell me there's nothing wrong. I'll give you a blowjob every day for a year, if that's all you care about. [walks away]
CCook
You've got me wrong, Karen.
Karen
Show me. [keeps walking away]
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