Thomas Tomone quotes from Skins

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[Thomas runs into Emily]

Thomas

Which are you?

Emily

Gay... I mean Emily!

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Any good?

I dunno what you mean.

I mean he's a sensational fuck, yeah.

There's a whamma lot of things you don't know about me, Eff. Just because I'm useless don't mean that I'm nothing.

We're friends because you don't surf and turf my men. You said that.

He's not yours, Eff. He never belonged to anyone.

Shut up.

That's why you don't really want him.

Shut up!

He's not the one you want, Eff! See, I know that because I'm your friend but you don't make enough effort, Eff! I'm just there to laugh at. You don't know me. My life, my family, my mum. Why don't you know anything about my mum? I know everything about yours.

...You're right. I don't know anything about your mum.

Sorry, okay.

Yeah. [pause] Oh Jesus.

What?

Be careful what you wish for, Pandora.

Why?

Thomas

Panda! Panda! [Pandora turns around] Panda! Panda, look I'm here. Panda, it's me. Are you not glad to see me? Mother said I could come back. What's wrong?

Don't be a twat, Thomas, give your girlfriend a hug.

[Thomas does so as Effy walks away]

[crying] I missed you, I missed you too much.

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[JJ, Freddie and Thomas checking on Cook after he has taken JJ's psychiatric medication]

CCook

Top pills, man. I knew you'd come for me, Three Musketeers.

[to Cook] Yeah. Fuck off, Cook.

CCook

Freddie, she loves you, you know.

[Aghast] What?

CCook

She loves you. But she can't stand it. Can't stand the love, so she fucks me instead.

What's he saying?

JJJ

[Anxious and stammering] Oh my god... What?

[sternly] What?

JJJ

[Anxious and stammering] Shit! I think you're gonna get the truth, Freds.

[sternly] Cook?

CCook

I'm pissed off, yeah? She's taking the piss and it's hurting me. Cos Cook needs the love too. Cookie's got nothing.

[Thomas enters the scene to check on JJ, Freddie, and Cook]

Thomas

[Concerned] Everything all right, guys?

CCook

Cookie's always got nothing. That's why I do her pal. That's why I pop Panda. Panda's popped. It's always the same, great tits Panda, great tits Effy. That's all I get cos I'm shit. I'm pure shit.

[Thomas gets angry upon hearing Cook's confession and is about to attack Cook]

[to Thomas] Whoa! Thomas! [Freddie restrains Thomas] Back off! No, okay, mate? No!

Thomas

[Calmly] He does not deserve friends.

CCook

[in a state of stupor] Yeah.

Thomas

[Angrily] He's a cunt!

[Thomas walks away]

Thomas

[Angrily] Move! Move!

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CCook

You're all such whizzer chums, aren't you? Ain't that right, Eff? Ain't that right, Panda? Panda's been worried lately Eff, says you dont't see each other as much as you used to. That right, Panda, yeah? I said to her, "Cupcake, maybe if you didn't spend as much time with my cock in your mouth..."—

Shut up, shut up, shut up! [grabs Thomas' arm] Thomas, let's go.

Thomas

Stop. It's fine. I know.

Wait. It was one time, right? Your party? [desperately] It was only once, right?! [Pandora cries] I need to sit down.

CCook

[to Thomas] Umm... sorry slugger. I don't think you heard. Me fucked your girlfriend, like, multiple times.

Thomas

What do you want me to say?

CCook

I don't want you to say anything. Hit me. C'mon, c'mon, hit me!

Thomas

You're just a sad little boy. [turns away]

Thomas, please. I stopped it. I love you. Just give me a chance—

Thomas

[yelling] No! I have given you chances and you have not taken them! Time and time again you have lied to me! It's too late now. [quieter] I fell in love with this girl... she was good, she was honest and doughnuts... Now she's gone, and this new one... I don't like her... she makes my heart hurt.[leaves]

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Emily

What do you do when someone you love lets you down? Really fucks you over?

Thomas

You must try to stop loving them.

Emily

And is that possible?

Thomas

[Pause] No, I don't think so.

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KTKosoke Tomone

Who is that?

Um, hello Kosoke.

KTKosoke Tomone

[to Thomas] You know my rules.

It was too late to get home. We're not gonna, you know, do anything.

KTKosoke Tomone

Like what?

You know...having sex. We're not gonna have sex. We won't do that.

KTKosoke Tomone

No?

Yeah, I mean, uh, well, we have done stuff, um, possibly, possibly, not those, or, well, maybe you could say those.

Thomas

Okay, maybe you should stop talking now.

Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. [under her breath] Bloody Hell.

KTKosoke Tomone

Someone tell me please where to find a virgin in this country.

[long silence] Uh, well, it's difficult.

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Thomas

Is that the answer for everything? To go and get pissed?

No, Häagen-Dazs is the answer for everything.

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[Thomas' mother is scolding him. He finds it difficult to conceal his rage]

MMother

What do you know about bringing children up? I have given everything to you, all my life. And now you want to tell me what to do? You have no respect! If your father was here, he would beat you—

Thomas

[snaps] My father is dead! And he's of no use to us! [His mother's eyes widen in shock, and he storms out]

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[Thomas catches Cook flushing drugs down the toilet and suspects that he's hiding something]

Thomas

What are you doing, Cook?

CCook

[irritated] What is this? The dump police?

Thomas

[approaching Cook] I'm thinking somebody gave that girl drugs.

CCook

[to Thomas] Yep. So?

Thomas

[to Cook] It was you. I'll tell them.

Thomas

[annoyed and irritated] Yeah? Fuck you, Thomas. Tell them what you want, mate. Never met the girl.

[Cook walks away and pushes Thomas aside]

Thomas

[enquiringly] How's your girlfriend, Cook?

CCook

[to Thomas] I don't have a girlfriend, Thomas. How's yours? Still got that dirty little walt on her ass?

[Thomas gets provoked and gets into a physical fight with Cook]

CCook

[to Thomas, while fighting] Come on then Thomas, come on at me! Fucking never finished have we?

[Freddie walks into the bathroom and the two stop fighting with each other]

Cook!

[Cook and Thomas stare intensely at each other]

[to Cook] Cops called your name, mate.

[Cook walks out of the bathroom. As soon as Cook leaves, Freddie gives Thomas a disapproving look.]

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[Thomas attempts to reconcile with Pandora, but she has been advised by Effy to not take him back.]

Thomas

Can I come in?

[angrily] No, you fucker.

Thomas

[enquiringly] Pandora... We started again before. Can we do it now?

[glumly] I don't think so. You don't trust me before anything more, Thomas. And that fucks it.

Thomas

[protestingly] But I love you, Pandora.

I know you do, Thomas. [shuts the door on Thomas]

[Pandora takes a deep breath and walks towards the living room of her house]

[to Effy] I told him that like you said.

Okay. [offers a pop tart to Effy] Eat a pop tart.

Well done. He needs to think about what he did.

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[Katie is bathing, when Thomas comes in to relieve himself, locking the door]

KKatie

Oh...

Thomas

Merde! Sorry! [goes to unlock the door, but breaks the lock handle] Ah! Super merde! JJ! Emily! [knocks] JJ! I think they've all gone out.

KKatie

Bollocks. You gonna stand there until they get back?

Thomas

Yes, yes, I'll get you a towel and... [sees the towel rack is empty] Putain!