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Mayumi

I have no interest in any ordinary fish! If there is a God's fish, then come to me! That is all!

[parody of Haruhi Suzumiya's first lines in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]

[narration] It's almost the rainy season. A long and gloomy rainy season is coming. However, if I wait patiently, hot sunny days will arrive. Summer time was almost here. It's a season full of special hope and excitement. The magical season is getting close.

[about Kaede] I didn't care if she was going to hate me, so long as it would make her feel better. It was just my childish idea, I guess.

[to himself after accidentally falling on top of Kaede] I felt an appealing sensation inside my palm. A warm, soft and bouncy sensation. Could this be? If this is what I think it is, I'm doing something very wrong right now.

[after accidentally walking in on Primula changing] It's gonna be a crime. But she's only a year younger than me. No, it's a crime.

[while playing volleyball against an overly fierce Mayumi] Can I write a will, myself? I'll put 'Slaughter my opponents.'

[after walking in on Kaede changing] If doesn't make a difference if the door is closed, given that I'm still in here, huh?

[after incident mentioned above] Oh my God! Not only did I see her change, I was stupid enough to close the door with me still in the bathroom.

I think it's fun to return a CD without the disk in the case.

[narration] Eight years ago, I met a girl from the world of Devils here. Three months ago, I met another girl from the world of Devils here. On this day, I was going to meet them both.

[narration] It was just a song. It was the song given by her best friend. She simply sings it to carry out that friend's request. To be together. To smile together. And to sing together. Her best friend left Nerine that ability for those small wishes. And so, she smiled today as usual. And so, she sang today as usual. The sound of her voice was woven by that of two girls and it was called the Angel's Bell.

We're like newlyweds

I'm not asking you to love me. No, actually, please don't love me. But please let me be in love with you.

I love you, that's why... Please don't love me.

If I loved you and you loved me, I thought I could forgive myself.

Please, stay with me forever.

Even if I got fed up with the taste of rice, I wouldn't get fed up with your face.

I wonder if someone would pay me for sharing their umbrella?

It's the last day of the exams! All we have to do is scribble some answers on the sheet and we're done! There's nothing else you can do to improve your grade!

My wardrobe's full of secrets, so don't go nosing around, alright?

I really don't know. I couldn't help it. I just fell in love with you.

Like I said, I'm a human. I can't use magic.

Actually, I wasn't sure if I should tell you. I thought it wouldn't be fair to load it onto you. If you heard that I might collapse any moment, you might have been unwilling to leave me alone. I don't want you to feel obligated out of sympathy to make my wish come true. You're a nice guy after all, so I was afraid that you'd go out with me just because of my condition. That's why I didn't tell you, didn't want to tell you. Besides, you're my first love, I don't want you to go out with me merely out of sympathy.

[after seeing Primula in the cat maid outfit] Gosh, that's too cute, Rim-chan! Lucky you Rin! I want to take her home with me!

Asa Shigure is smiling today like always!

It's strange. I forgot everything I wanted to say to you, now that I have a chance to talk to you.

No matter who you choose, the decision is yours to reach independently. Of course, I hope you will chose me...

People who disrespect you don't deserve to see sunlight! All they do is waste oxygen and spread carbon dioxide! They are polluting this world! We don't need them.

I know people talk about my singing, but I don't want to sing.

It was my dream to be with you always like this.

There's Rin in my name too. It's just like your name. We laughed.

This show is over. The heroine of this show should've been Lycoris. If there's no heroine, there can be no show. A supporting actor is not supposed to take over the leading role... My love is over.

I wanted to be smiling with her as I am.

I had enough! I don't want to be alone! Look at me! Be with me!

I wanted to know about you, the one my sister loved so much. I wanted to know what it means to love someone.

Rin

Kaede got sick. She was trying to come in regardless, so I had to tie her to the bed.

Itsuki

You tied her up, huh?

Rin

Mayumi, will you take care of this pervert?

Mayumi

Sure! I'll tie you up over there if you want!

Itsuki

Wait a minute, I like tying up the girls, but I don't know about being on the receiving end.

Mayumi

Don't worry, the pain will eventually turn into pleasue!

[later]

Mayumi

So how do you like this one?

Itsuki

Wow! This is! I think I'm discovering a new world!