Mayumi quotes from Shuffle!

Mayumi

Why'd you creeps suddenly have to be so let down when I walked out here?

Mayumi

Excuse me for not having big boobs. Sure being flat chested definitely puts me in the minority, but it also makes me unique. Personally I think you should feel lucky to know such a rare specimen.

Mayumi

This is bad. This is bad. This is so seriously bad. What am I going to do? Wait, what are they looking at? They're all looking at me. Oh no, do they notice I'm not wearing any panties?

Mayumi

I have no interest in any ordinary fish! If there is a God's fish, then come to me! That is all!

Mayumi

Hey, you guys kissing over there? With tongue?

Sia

Hey, no kissing.

Sia

Rina, we need a favor.

Mayumi

Please blow up the school.

Nerine

[confused] Uh?

Mayumi

Oh, why wasn't I born a full fledged demon instead of a half blood?

Sia

C'mon Rina, please, just blow this joint up.

Rin

Let me guess, you guys failed didn't you?

...

Nerine

Um, why are you asking me to blow up the school for such a silly reason?

Sia

Because you almost did it yesterday.

Nerine

Oh right, but I was only trying to help Rin.

Rin

So you would do it if I asked you to?

Nerine

Of course.

Mayumi

Do it Rin! C'mon, wish it! Wish for the school to blow up!

Rin

[thinks for a moment] No.

Itsuki

Oh hey, check it out. It looks like those two are about to start making out.

Mayumi

I didn't think Sia was so far in the lead against the other girls. Wow, this is a big scoop!

Kareha

Oh-la-la!

Rin

Uh, Kaede? Nerine? Itsuki? How? Mayumi? Where has everybody been hiding all this time?

Mayumi

What do you mean? That's what we've been wanting to ask you!

Nerine

You two just vanished all of the sudden and we couldn't figure out where you'd gone. We kept waiting for you to come back but you never did.

Mayumi

Finally! You two can run but you can't hide from me. [rushes over to the pair to keep them from escaping] Unbelievable!

Rin

What do you mean?

Sia

Mayumi, what's wrong?

Mayumi

"What's wrong?" Don't play dumb with me. How could you guys keep a huge scoop from me like that? It's so mean. You're going to make it right mister. Since you are the talk of the town right now it's only fitting that you grant your pal Mayumi an exclusive interview. [pretends to hold up a microphone] Mr. Tsuchimi, tell us, what was on your mind when you made your monumental decision? Was it hard? Are you happy? Are you listening?

Itsuki

Hey, like I said before buddy, don't worry. I'll take care of Kaede and Nerine for you. I'm strong enough to handle both those lovely ladies.

Rin

Wait, what are you guys talking about?

Itsuki

Oh come on, everyone knows by now. The man who could become a god or a demon has chosen... to be a god.

Mayumi

Hey, you guys are getting married, right?

Rin

[surprised] Eh?

Sia

[also surprised] What? We are?

Rin

Are you guys going to help or are you just going to watch?

Sia

Um, hey, what are you two doing exactly?

Mayumi

[stammering] Uh, well, we were, um... we're playing doctor, that's all.

Mayumi

Hey, I don't love that dumb jerk.

Kareha

Alright, so you're not quite ready to profess your love out loud yet. However I'm sure you've got some passionate emotions hidden in that teeny bosom.

Mayumi

Was that "teeny bosom" crack really necessary?

Itsuki

He just missed the perfect opportunity to grab her hand.

Mayumi

I have a horrible feeling this date is going to be a nightmare.

Mayumi

It's been a week since your big, dramatic confession, huh.

Rin

Hey, what makes you think it was so big and dramatic? You weren't even there.

Mayumi

I know, that's whats so frustrating. Oh man, how could you let a fabulous photographer such as myself miss an important moment like this?

Itsuki

Good morning Kaede-chan. Your beauty is a crime. May I arrest you?

Mayumi

That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard in my life. Listen to what you just said!

Nerine

Rin-sama seems to be busy, so I'll be fine...

Mayumi

No, Rin-chan. I know someone will try and do something to you.

Itsuki

It's okay. I'll come with you.

Mayumi

See? Someone like this.

Itsuki

Just count on me, Rin-chan. I'll escort her slowly and surely.

Mayumi

We can't count on you! And what do you mean by 'slowly and surely' anyway?

Rin

Kaede got sick. She was trying to come in regardless, so I had to tie her to the bed.

Itsuki

You tied her up, huh?

Rin

Mayumi, will you take care of this pervert?

Mayumi

Sure! I'll tie you up over there if you want!

Itsuki

Wait a minute, I like tying up the girls, but I don't know about being on the receiving end.

Mayumi

Don't worry, the pain will eventually turn into pleasue!

Mayumi

So how do you like this one?

Itsuki

Wow! This is! I think I'm discovering a new world!