Kareha quotes from Shuffle!

Kareha

You two are ordering the lovey-dovey tropical juice for two? And you're going to share it? I guess you really are on a date! It's only right that I warn you guys that most couples who order that drink end up smooching like crazy afterward!

Kareha

You turned him down, huh?

Asa

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be ready for a serious relationship for quite a while.

Kareha

Is that it or is it possible you're already in love with someone else?

Asa

No, it's not like that. I just like my life the way it is now and I'm not ready to change it. But, that doesn't mean there isn't someone special out there who could change my mind.

Itsuki

Oh hey, check it out. It looks like those two are about to start making out.

Mayumi

I didn't think Sia was so far in the lead against the other girls. Wow, this is a big scoop!

Kareha

Oh-la-la!

Rin

Uh, Kaede? Nerine? Itsuki? How? Mayumi? Where has everybody been hiding all this time?

Mayumi

What do you mean? That's what we've been wanting to ask you!

Nerine

You two just vanished all of the sudden and we couldn't figure out where you'd gone. We kept waiting for you to come back but you never did.

Mayumi

Hey, I don't love that dumb jerk.

Kareha

Alright, so you're not quite ready to profess your love out loud yet. However I'm sure you've got some passionate emotions hidden in that teeny bosom.

Mayumi

Was that "teeny bosom" crack really necessary?

Kareha

Aha, did I catch you two on a secret rendezvous?

Asa

No, we just came back from the riverbed.

Kareha

The riverbed? Oh, how perfect. [starts fantasizing]

Asa

Kareha, get a grip!

Rin

I don't think a thing you or I could say will make a difference, she's made up her mind.

Itsuki

Relax Rin, nothing to be embarrassed about. You're a young man, she's a voluptuous woman, certain urges creep up. Why, it's nothing unusual.

Shut up.

Kareha

I don't mean to sound morbid, but you don't think he's been in an accident, do you?

Asa

Or maybe on his way to my house this morning he got kidnapped.

Kaede

Kidnapped? [rushes away in a panic]

Kareha

You guys should totally do it. Get the lovey-dovey tropical juice special. Drinking it together would be almost like... kissing.

Rin

No thanks.

Asa

I think I'll just have a milkshake.

Kareha

[disappointed] You two are no fun at all. Fine, I'll go get your order. [leaves]

Rin

Is it really a good idea to come here while Kareha's working? I know you're friends but you don't think she'll spread rumors about us at school, right?

Asa

Well it wouldn't bother me. You?

Kareha

You're the only one who can save her life, don't give up on her.

Rin

Why does everyone think that? Why me? I don't know what I can do to help her, she won't listen to me.

Kareha

Just think for awhile, there must be something only you can do.

Rin

If there is, I don't know about it.

Rin

At this particular moment, I'm most interested in... none of them.

Asa

You mean.. you like someone else other than those three? Are your standards that high or something?

Rin

What do you mean by that?

Kareha

That means.. there's a chance that Asa-chan could be the one...

What!?

Kareha

Oh my! You guys are getting along so well!

Rin

That's not the point...