[Asa holds onto Rin's arm, pressing her breasts against it]
I bet you'll be dreaming about this tonight, won't you?
S1 E1The Man Who Could Become a God or a Demon!
[Rin steps in front Kaede and opens the classroom door. Itsuki jumps out.]
Kaede! Come into my bosom!
[Itsuki attempts to hug Kaede, but ends up hugging Rin instead. Rin responds by slamming his fist into Itsuki's gut.]
Itsuki, um, what are you doing to Rin?
Welcome to my fist, Itsuki.
Sia, let's enjoy the human world and go out to eat together.
Tempura sushi!
That sounds great!
Mt. Fuji!
Well, that...
Geisha!
That sounds yummy.
What? Is geisha really a food?
My father said it was.
S1 E2I Wanted to See You!
How neat. I really wish I could have a fan club like that.
Trust me, you don't.
Rin, you are such a lucky bastard.
[Scene cuts to Rin being chased by a mob of groupies]
My luck sucks!
[Rin has come out from under a table where he was hiding from the groupies and during which, Asa held him in a position that caused him to unwittingly look up her skirt]
Hey, uh, you didn't peek up my skirt? Or did you?
[unconvincingly] No, not even a little bit!
[pretending to be disappointed] No? Aw, too bad.
[Primula is clinging to Rin]
This isn't what you think.
Yeah it is cradle-robber.
You better shut up. You got about one minute before I sock you.
[laughing] I can't wait to see you in school tomorrow. Bye Rin.
Primula, have you learned anything about the human world yet?
I did.
What?
Cradle-robber.
What!
Rin is a cradle-robber.
NO!
S1 E3Do You Remember?
Dad, why are you such a psychotic freak?
Sia, where am I supposed to get a chicken?
Go catch one.
S1 E4Egg Omelet of Happiness!
[Rin and Nerine appear to be having an intimate moment]
Hey, you guys kissing over there? With tongue?
Hey, no kissing.
[After Nerine has blown up the gym]
Be glad the damage was minor. It looks like Nerine is finally learning to control her power.
That's your idea of minor damage?
Oh, absolutely. If Nerine had used her full power she could have blown this entire school to kingdom come. Twice.
We heard you tried to do dirty things to Nerine and she got mad and used her magic to blow you to smithereens, so we were worried.
If you keep making up weird rumors like that, you might just end up suffering the same fate as the gym.
[Sia and Mayumi urgently run over to Nerine upon receiving their final exam results]
Rina, we need a favor.
Please blow up the school.
[confused] Uh?
Oh, why wasn't I born a full fledged demon instead of a half blood?
C'mon Rina, please, just blow this joint up.
Let me guess, you guys failed didn't you?
SMSia & Mayumi
...
Um, why are you asking me to blow up the school for such a silly reason?
Because you almost did it yesterday.
Oh right, but I was only trying to help Rin.
So you would do it if I asked you to?
Of course.
Do it Rin! C'mon, wish it! Wish for the school to blow up!
[thinks for a moment] No.
S1 E5Where I Belong
[Rin had been dreaming about his and Kaede's tormented past]
Rin, um, what were you dreaming about when I woke you?
Excuse me? That's an interesting question. Why?
Don't you remember, silly? You called out my name. C'mon, tell me, what was it about.
Well I, I just don't know if I remember. [sees Kaede looking dejected] Oh wait, I remember now. You were almost abducted by aliens that mutilated cows. They had big, scary, brown eyes that could see right through you.
You just made that whole entire thing up didn't you?
Maybe.
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