Sia quotes from Shuffle!

Sia

Dad, why are you such a psychotic freak?

Sia

[reading from magazine] Panties and panties alone determine how lucky you'll be in love. This article's all about lucky panties. [begins going through her panties] But I wonder what kind of panties are the luckiest ones to wear? These ones (yellow pair) might be too flashy. But these (white pair) are too plain and they just don't look that lucky. Underskirts, they're never sexy. And bloomers? Well, not really panties are they?

Sia

There's no one but us. It's kinda like we're the Adam and Eve of this world.

Sia

[flashback, to Kikyou] You don't have to disappear completely, you're a special part of me. I don't want to lose you, so let's stay together. You'll always be with me, we'll be sisters forever, okay? [present, to Rin] And since that day, there have been two versions of me. One is the normal me who's standing in front of you now. And the other, you met yesterday. I guess you could say there are two very different people living inside of me. I experience so many different emotions, like everybody else, whether I'm laughing, crying, or falling in love. You're still seeing the normal Sia. But sometimes the other me comes out causing those same emotions to be much more intense.

Sia

[narrating] During the beach trip, we got separated leaving Rin-kun and me alone. We lost our way, and probably couldn't make our way back. Rin-kun kept by my side and looked after the insecure me. Isn't Rin-kun kind? I'm growing to like you more and more! I expected much more, but I guess we both aren't suitable to be lovers. Even then, Dad has a huge misunderstanding! He decided on our marriage!

Nerine

Sia, let's enjoy the human world and go out to eat together.

Sia

Tempura sushi!

Nerine

That sounds great!

Sia

Mt. Fuji!

Nerine

Well, that...

Sia

Geisha!

Nerine

That sounds yummy.

Sia

What? Is geisha really a food?

Nerine

My father said it was.

Sia

How neat. I really wish I could have a fan club like that.

Rin

Trust me, you don't.

Eustoma

Sia, where am I supposed to get a chicken?

Sia

Go catch one.

Mayumi

Hey, you guys kissing over there? With tongue?

Sia

Hey, no kissing.

Sia

Rina, we need a favor.

Mayumi

Please blow up the school.

Nerine

[confused] Uh?

Mayumi

Oh, why wasn't I born a full fledged demon instead of a half blood?

Sia

C'mon Rina, please, just blow this joint up.

Rin

Let me guess, you guys failed didn't you?

...

Nerine

Um, why are you asking me to blow up the school for such a silly reason?

Sia

Because you almost did it yesterday.

Nerine

Oh right, but I was only trying to help Rin.

Rin

So you would do it if I asked you to?

Nerine

Of course.

Mayumi

Do it Rin! C'mon, wish it! Wish for the school to blow up!

Rin

[thinks for a moment] No.

Nerine

We'll punish anybody who causes trouble for Rin, now leave him alone!

Sia

You're lucky! Next time it'll be a bench!

Nadeshiko

All right! I'm putting all this on your next exam. And since I'm telling you exactly what's going to be on it you shouldn't get it wrong, unless you're an idiot!

Sia

[whines] Great, Rin. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna get it wrong, anyway. I know it!

Rin

[also whispering] It's okay. We're both in the same boat. Don't worry.

Nadeshiko

Tsuchi! That's not something you should be proud of!

Sia

Wow, a romantic evening with Rin. It's like a sign from above, like God himself is telling me I should go on a date with him.

Eustoma

Sweetheart, I'm pretty sure I tell you that everyday.

Rin

By any chance are you hungry at all?

Sia

How did you know? There's a restaurant here that's gotten some really great reviews.

The line starts over here.

Rin

Wow, it's long.

Sia

Hey, don't you worry. I know another delicious place that's a few blocks away.

Rin

It's closed.

Sia

Uh, maybe this wasn't it. But I know another one that's even better.

Rin

Out of business.

Sia

[to herself] Well, so much for my plan, my back-up plan, and even my back-up back-up plan.

Rin

The A/C broke down.

Kaede

And the repair shop's closed today.

Sia

Don't worry Rin, leave it to me. Hit it like this from a 45 degree angle. Yah! Um, the A/C is smoking.

Primula

Hit it from a 60 degree angle.

Rin

NO!