Shuffle! quotes

Nerine

We should go somewhere with everyone else during the summer break!

Rin

That sounds good. I think everyone's going to escape having extra lessons this year.

Sia

[off screen] Kyaaa! I think I failed the English test!

Rin

Where should we go? think we have a high chance that everyone's going to escape having extra lessons.

Nerine

Right, I hope so...

Mayumi

[off screen] Kaede! Can you tell me what I should study for tomorrow? I'm definitely getting bad grades on at least two of my exams.

Rin

Well, we'll have a summer next year too...

Mayumi

Anyway, I would like to plan an extreme pig-out party with the three princesses, Sia-chan, Rin-chan and Kaede.

Rin

Hell no. I don't care if you become a pig or cow or hippo, but don't try and drag those three girls down with you.

Mayumi

I think you just said something awful...

Itsuki

Well, reality can be harsh.

Eustoma

I'm going to go pay a visit real quick.

Rin

With your fist?

Eustoma

Watch these bags.

Rin

Do you come here often?

Forbesii

Yeah, I usually make it a point to stop here when I visit this world.

Rin

It's because of the uniform, isn't it?

Forbesii

Rin-chan, uniforms are the source of a cosmic mystery.

Eustoma

Sia, have lots of fun. You don't have to come home until tomorrow morning, if you want.

Sia

Huh? What are you talking about?

Nerine

It's not nice of you to easedrop.

Rin

I had to. If you saw me, you'd have stopped singing.

Nerine

That's... true.

Rin

Two against one isn't fair!

Mayumi

We're girls. We need some handicaps!

Rin

You two are the top athletes in our class!

Mayumi

Don't complain!

Forbesii

It's Nerine-chan's cooking! No matter how much she tried, it never improved, BUT!

Rin

Nerine's cooking?

Forbesii

That's right! Nerine-chan's cooking! If this is a dream, I'll destroy a world or two in revenge!

Nerine

Father! Please, stop. It's embarrassing.

Forbesii

What are you talking about? If you're happy, you celebrate! You express it - doing so is vital. I don't mind making this day a Devils' holiday. Hey, that's a great idea!

Rin

Why are we having a date on campus? Only delinquents and test thieves come to school on Sunday.

Which one are we?

Rin

I think delinquents are out of style these days, so we'll be test thieves.

Nadeshiko

Oh, it's you, Tsucchi, Sia. I thought I heard voices. Are you on a secret mission or something?

Yes, we're test thieves.

Mayumi

Maybe this really isn't the King of Devils' place at all, and Midoriba-kun's memory is full of cobwebs?

Itsuki

I don't want to hear that coming from the girl with such a notoriously bad memory she'd be outscored on exams by a chicken. My memory is always in perfect shape.

Now, Forbesii-sama! Please give me a firm, clear, exact, logical, convincing explanation! Why were you! The master of this home! Doing the breakfast preparations! Again! On your own! Disregarding me, your servant! Doing it like it's natural!

Hey, why did all of you come with us!

It looked amusing!

Mayumi

It looked like fun!

Itsuki

I'm envious!

Aaaaah... these people are hopeless.

Rin

That's why I said you should look behind us.

Mayumi

So, what're you bringing him back to your room for this time?

Never mind. Just don't forget that I had no recollection of ever dragging all of you along for this.

Namely! I, the person closest to the young master, still have a chance!

Rin

No, none, not a shred, hopeless.

Hahahaha... Ai-sama, our battle has just begun. I, Bark, am fired up, down to the last particle of my soul! I shall show you that my love will prevail!

Mayumi

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for! It's Tsuchimi-kun Interrogation Time! We're your hosts, your pleasantly happy 'Let's get him together' Mayumi Thyme, and--

Itsuki

'Rin's secrets are public property,' Itsuki Midoriba. We'll push forward with no need for discretion.

Rin

Sorry, but you've been cancelled.

Itsuki

Didn't you get so excited by a strawberry popsicle once that you got it up your nose and couldn't get it out?

Mayumi

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll survive, even if you die!