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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Tami, Kelly and others in “Unfinished Business”

Has anyone seen my breast pump? This baby refuses to eat! God, my boobs are gonna explode.

[Showing phone] And this is me at target practice. I kept lining my sight up all wrong, but then Mitch helped me and- Uh, are you listening to me?

[Looks over to Anne] Yeah, uh-huh.

What's with you and JLo?

Who, Anne?

Uh-huh. She's just a friend from work. He shit again. Why is Anne here?

'Cause we're hiding her from ICE. Her family's gonna get deported to one of those facilities south of Texas. And I think I'm, like, a Democrat now or something.

Democrat? [Laughs and starts to embrace Carl] You're so funny, Carl!

[Speaks Spanish] My God, it's hot with the stove going.

Can Amalia still watch Franny today?

Anne: Yep.

Cool. [Tami throws a soiled diaper into trashcan and all exclaim]

Ew!

Oh, grow up, you guys. We all poop.

Yeah, we don't all change our shit-filled underwear in the kitchen.

I've done it. It's closer to the washing machine. Just drop that dirty sucker in there. One of ya hits wash eventually.

Hey, what's with the backpack?

It's for carrying things, genius.

It's Franny's. If I find any sеx or drսg paraphernalia in there, I'll kill you in your sleep, Frank.

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