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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Ian, Lip and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Ian and Lip are in kitchen with Carl, Debbie, Liam and Kassidi]

Do we have a Bible?

A bible?

Yeah, the good book.

I doubt it.

[Appears from front door] Hey, can you believe that this guy today told me I was complicated?

ILIan, Lip, Carl, Debbie and Liam

Yes.

Are you serious?! How?!

Well, you married that guy after, like, a week.

And you cheated on him with your car thief ex-boyfriend.

Who had several different names.

Almost married a heroin addict.

Hid my meth inside our dead mother's casket.

Didn't you also get fired from a job for fucking your boss' brother?

LCLip and Carl

Yeah!

Testified against me to the military, fired me, stole my church.

Wow, you found a Bible?

Okay, I get it. I'm complicated. I'm gonna go walk my dog now. Well, I can keep going. Fuck you guys. At least Rusty loves me. [Leaves out backdoor]

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