Tribe! Breakfast! [Gallagher kids come filing in] Good morning. Morning.
Why are we in here?
We eat in the dining room like civilized people.
Since when?
Since Queenie. Have a seat. Let's get you your flaxseed oil pills. [To Ian] Good for the heart. [To Liam] Mmm. Good for the hair, [TO Chuckie] your colon, [To Frank's place] Daddy, [To Carl] prostate, yeah, [To Debbie] and your baby.
[Sets down pans] Quinoa pancakes and yucca fries.
What the hell is a quinoa?
Yucca fries sound yucca.
[Gets up] Yeah, I'm just gonna go to Mickey D's.
[Gets up] I'm gonna study at my boyfriend's.
[Gets up] Carl, can you give me a ride to the baby store?
[Pounds table] Come back now. Look, your father went to great lengths to prepare this breakfast for you with love. So you're gonna sit your little asses down and enjoy it. [Tussling Frank's hair] Need to have a little more respect for this man right here.
Yeah, you hear that?
[Sings] Help me, I think I'm falling [Frank joins in] In love again [To Debbie and Carl] Join us.
I don't know the words.
When I get that crazy feeling, I know I'm in trouble again
I don't want to know the words.
Fake it. [Sings] I'm in trouble, 'Cause you're a rambler and a gambler, and a sweet-talking ladies' man...
[Frank answers door to Lamar still singing]
What the fuck?!
And you are?
Lamar. Is Carl here?
He's enjoying breakfast with his family. Come back some other time?
I got it, Frank.
[Sings] I've seen some hard, hard cases come down to smoke and ash...
Haven't checked in lately, white boy. Where the fuck you been at?
Been here and there. G-Dogg got a shipment coming through tomorrow. Need you to run it. I think Imma sit this one out.
Sit this one out? [Scoffs] You a comedian?
No. [Lamar pistol whips Carl on the forehead who falls down]
[To Carl with a bleeding forehead] You think you can just tag in and out like a little girl playing Chinese jump rope? You in this game for life, fuck, so get your ass to the spot tomorrow morning.
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