My wife says it's bad luck to put your purse on the floor.
What?
Like throwing money out the window. You should pick it up.
Oh. Okay. Thanks.
...
I thought it was a joke.
Now I know why they call it a world-famous salad bar.
My steak is too rare.
Have this one, King Henry. [They trade plates]
What was the final tally in the purse?
Five hundred and twenty-six bucks.
Jesus. Who carries around that kind of cash?
Um.... Kim Furtado.
Some rich bitch.
In our neighborhood?
I was in Glencoe having coffee with a friend.
That guy from your diary?
Shut up and eat your spaghetti taco.
You think it's real? And if so, can I have it?
It is. The LV's are two inches apart, seams are even, stitching's yellow. And the leather has turned dark brown from oxidation. I read a lot.
Debs, have more salad. It's all you can eat.
In parts of India, they leave dead bodies on the street to be eaten by vultures.
I can't wait to die.
Why?
To be closer to God. If it weren't a sin, I'd kill myself so it could happen sooner.
Oh.
Hey, Fi, you know what you should do?
Ride the L more often?
Here. Found her home number. [Calls phone] Tell her you found her purse. I bet she'll give you a reward. [Hands phone to Fiona]
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